Last Night’s LOST: Season 6, Episode 9

Dear Diary,

They say you never for­get your first.

He was totally gor­geous, but in a slummy, farm­hand way that just makes it that much hot­ter, ya know? Dipping your pen in the com­pany ink, so to speak. The com­pany, of course, in this case, being the East India Trading Company.

We just stood there, like, star­ing each other down. Fear. Loathing. Totally sexy. Him, a help­less slave chained to the hull of a ship­wreck; me, a cloud of freak­ing smoke.

God, those eyes. So smol­dery. So — lined.

1867 was a seri­ously great year.

Ricardo Slavepants totally believed me when I told him I’d hook him up with his dead wife if he’d off Jacob for me. He was gonna do it too, ‘cept Jacob had to go and screw it all up for me.

Jerk.

Oh, I’m Jacob, look at me. I think every­body is good and won’t be cor­rupted. I shouldn’t have to con­vince them to do the right thing. I want them to want to be good.

Does it get cold up there on that high horse, Jacob?

(Oh that reminds me, Richie Smolder-​eyes on a horse? Uh, yeah. I’ll have seconds.)

Anyway. Blah blah human con­di­tion blah I can’t step in blah. Bottom line: Jacob needs a go-​to guy. And Rico Glaro there is all like “Pick me! Pick me!”

So what? Jacob con­vinced Ricardus von Guyliner to play for the home team. But he also gave him eter­nal life. Pa-​lenty of time to change his mind.

Oh, yeah. I heard him. All the way across the island, clear as a bell, “I changed my mind.”

Message received, Ricky.

Isn’t that just how it always works out, Diary? You give up on ‘em, find some­one new, and BOOM! Back in your life, just like that.

I don’t know how James’ll take the news that my Ex is back in the pic­ture. I guess maybe I’ll not tell him, at least not right now.

I gotta have some time to process all this. I mean, Richard meant so much to me. But James is just so dreamy.

I guess I got me some thinkin’ to do, Diary.

Love,

Smokey John

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About Timothy Hankins

I’m a writer, a musi­cian and a can­di­date for min­istry in the United Methodist Church. I live and work in Knoxville, Tennessee, very near the Smoky Mountains.
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