Well, even though Hurley is technically too tall to be a Hobbit, he bravely took on the quest to enter the dark realm of Mordor and reach the Lighthouse of Sauron.
That’s right. Smokey John/The Smoke Monster is actually The Evil Lord Sauron from a series of fantasy adventure novels written more than 50 years ago. The series is all about time travel, so it works, see?
It’s too hard to constrain my commentary to 140 characters. So I’ve decided to Liveblog tonight’s episode.
People just don’t understand me. I mean how would they feel if they’d spent several years of their adult life without the use of their legs? And now I don’t even have legs. I mean, not in the corporeal sense. Sure, I can get around the island faster than anyone, but I’m a cloud of freaking smoke.
I’ll tell you one thing, nobody ever hugs a smoke monster.